Don Chavez

Bar Refaeli got paid to look hot. Someone took pictures of her. These are the photos. Carry on. I have nothing witty to say and I’m mailing it in on this post.

So here’s a joke in case you absolutely must have something to read..

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely” to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said “The sky is definitely blue”. The teacher said, “Well, that isn’t entirely correct, because sometimes it’s gray and cloudy”.

Another student says, “Grass is definitely green.” The teacher again replies “If grass doesn’t get enough water it turns brown, so that isn’t really correct either.”

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher “Do farts have lumps?” The teacher looked at him and said “No…But that isn’t really a question you want to ask in class discussion.” So the student replies, “Then I definitely shit my pants.”

You know what I want for Christmas? The rest of this tape.

This could be a spoof from some show or movie, but I’m pretty sure it’s not. It has to be the first of a soon to be released series of clips of Carmen Electra trying to one up Shauna Sand. At the end she’s clearly about to start crushing some Ben Hogan when the foreign chick turns off the camera.

So what do you think? Is Carmen Electra finally going to deliver the goods?

More pictures and videos of Carmen Electra here.

It’s a unique concept according to its creators. A hotel in the French city of Nantes is offering the chance for people to become a hamster.

For 99 euros (£88) a night, visitors to the hotel in Nantes can feast on hamster grain, get a workout by running in a giant wheel and sleep in hay stacks in the suite called the “Hamster Villa”.

What a great idea…a Furry hotel! The only thing this guy is missing at his hotel is a tunnel that goes into the anal cavity of a giant fake Richard Gere.

Honestly though, I can think of worse business ideas. Like this one time I wanted to start a website where people would pay to trade books using the Internet. I thought it was pretty cool until my buddy told me about this free thing called your local public library.

Whatever, if you go to a public library you’re just subjecting yourself to people who like to wank in public.

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In a world where Kim Kardashian’s ass is a celebrity, Anna Kournikova in spandex is a breath of fresh air. It’s just a shame that Anna isn’t a celebriwhore that needs to be photographed three times a week in order to keep her closet stocked with designer clothes. Instead she padded her bank roll by pretending to be a tennis player and endorsing the shit out of things. Good for her.

No joke, I wrote an entire day’s worth of posts while this chick was butchering the national anthem. Sure there have been countless celebs that have destroyed it (I’m looking at you Roseann), but nobody can trump this version.

Just looking at the crowd, I can tell that this isn’t some bumpkin town with 100 residents. So why is this chick up there practicing for American Idol? Listen, I’ll give her a slow clap for the courage and the effort, but hands down if I put my nuts in a mouse trap I could still outsing this braud.

Play ball!