Don Chavez

Fuck, marry or kill. Candice Swanepoel, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr. Go.

Doutzen Kroes. Her name sounds like two people are hate fucking each other. I’m pretty sure you could be banging a chick and yell Doutzen Kroes and play it off as just some random grunt you made even though you’re really thinking about Doutzen Kroes.

Well, enough about her name. After the break, there are ten more pics of Doutzen Kroes from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. FYI that shit will air on December 1st on ABC.

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This gem comes via People of Walmart. Is it just me, or is this the only NSFW back in the history of the Internet? Usually I’d come up with a clever nickname by combining the first let with “oobs” (such as man boobs = moobs), but in this case I’d still be left with Boobs (back boobs).

WTF people, let’s just go with Fack. That’s short for back fat.

This is definitely PG porn. Look at that, I can see Megan Fox’s vagene using my x-ray vision. If you don’t have x-ray vision, just click here to enlarge the photo.

Looks like I need to brush up on my Victoria’s Secret models because I’ve never heard of Izabel Goulart. Shame on me, I promise I’ll do a better job on my homework next time.