Don Chavez

Call me crazy, but am I the only one that thinks January Jones is hotter as Betty Draper?

Like I want to call this a hot mess but I feel like either a) she did her make up on her own for the first time since the babysitter wasn’t watching when she was 5, b) her make up artist quit, or c) she threw the typical actress tantrum, fired all of her handlers, make-up and hair people, then hired a Mexican off the street to replace them all.

I’m gonna go with C. I know Mexican labor when I see it.

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I’m a big fan off bodypaint. It does a great job of hiding the stretch marks, and it also allows chicks to technically be topless in public. [More bewb salad here]

You know why I love Victoria’s Secret? They have the hottest chicks and they have no problem with prancing around in public in lingerie. Stuff like this publicity junk where they bundle up in Times Square so they don’t freeze their hot asses off is just poor execution.

I’m just saying, take a page out of SI’s book and leak pictures from a photoshoot in the Caribbean. It’ll go a long way to making sure that your the catalog of choice under every teenage boy’s mattress.

See this is the beauty of the Internet. 15 years ago you either saw this live, or you watched it hammered at your buddy’s house because his wife is lazy, doesn’t have a job, and recorded every single morning show on her VCR so that she would have something to watch in the after she banged the mailman.

But today these sort of mistakes find a permanent home on the Internet and for that I am thankful. I’m also thankful for the dozens of Sofia Vergara bikini videos I found on Youtube while searching for this.