Don Chavez

If DonChavez.com could sponsor a celebrities bewb salad, it would probably be Sofia Vergara. She’s picking up points left and right these days, and I’m sure that there’s a shady and slutty past that she parlayed into playing Al Bundy’s gold digger. Unfortunately my money is on this shady past being on VHS and not DVD.

Speaking of which, does anyone still own a VCR? My buddy still has one and he says the only reason he keeps it is because he still has his porn stash from college, which is all on VHS. I think he has some sort of guilt trip about throwing out the VHS porn flicks because he knows how much money he spent on them instead of eating. But who am I to judge, I’ll probably be the guy picking through his trash on the day he decides to get rid of them.