Audrina Patridge

I’ve never watched The Hills, but according to The Soup it was the show that Audrina Patridge was on, but now she’s not on it anymore. Also, in one of her final scenes a killer whale bit her head off while she was trying to do math.

If none of this makes sense, then welcome to my world. See I don’t bother for watching shitty TV shows, and instead I rely on the Internet and shows like The Soup to fill me in on just the good stuff. However, sometimes that can be misleading, because I don’t think Audrina had her head bit off by a Killer Whale. But then again, if that did happen I still wouldn’t notice because her bewb salad looks amazing in that dress.

What’s my point? My point is that The Soup makes shitty TV bearable, and Audrina Patridge is the gateway drug of necrophilia. Oops, that was awkward.

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