Don Chavez

Hello 2010 and hello Olivia Munn’s ass. Where have you been the past couple of years? I mean we all new that you were a nice ass, but to be honest you rarely made an appearance. But for some reason, you’ve been more social lately. Random appearances here and there, that made people wonder “is that Olivia Munn’s ass?”

Well, now we can say yes. Her ass has finally arrived on the Internet socialite scene and it came to party. Hell she even verified it for those of you that have shitty vision…

YES, that’s my ass. YES, I did a cover shoot and spread for Maxim Magazine. So YES I was in revealing outfits. But NO. NO, that doesn’t make me, or any other girl who takes provocative pictures, a whore or slut or anything else that some pathetic loser, who just sits behind the comfort of a computer screen judging, feels like saying. I wore what I felt comfortable in. I’m comfortable in my own skin. I’m comfortable with my sexuality.

And if you have any problems with me in this spread, I have two things to say to you: 1. Just don’t look. And 2. You sound like you just need a good fuck.

You’re preachin’ to the choir here Olivia. Provocative pictures don’t make hot chicks whores, suckin’ wang for cash does.

What I can’t believe is that she just bit hand that feeds her. I mean 99.999% of her fan base needs a good fuck, but with Tiger Wood on the lose there aren’t that many women to go around.

Oh, and if you’re a fan of Olivia, she said that she’ll sign your copy of Maxim for you if you send her a self addressed stamped envelope. I feel bad for the intern who’s job it is to open those envelopes and “inspect” the magazine covers.

January cover of Maxim – HeyOlivia

Preemptive update: Guyism has the entire Maxim spread. Hands down, this is my favorite pic. See the rest here.