
Congrats to Matt who was the winner of yesterday’s prize, a Drill Blender. Enjoy getting blasted via your power tool buddy.
Today’s prize is perfect for all the It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia fans out there. That’s right, today’s winner gets a Dick Towel and a RIOT t-shirt courtesy of Suburban Riot.
In other words, you can look like this walking around your place or even your local grocery store if you choose…

If that doesn’t sell you on entering the contest, then maybe this will…
See it’s funny, and everyone loves comedy, which is why everyone you know wants a Dick Towel.
Now comes the easy part. To enter just click the banner below and register for The Toilet Paper newsletter. It’s free, it kicks ass, and it makes you eligible for all the daily prizes as well as the grand prize on Christmas day.

But wait there’s more! Suburban Riot & Dicktowel.com has also given me a special promo code for you guys that is valid through December 26th and gives you 25% off at their online store. Enter the following code at checkout to get the discount.
For more information on the contest, I recommend bookmarking this page. Winners are chosen daily at noon.