Don Chavez

Alright kids, we’re going to double up today on the prizes because someone was too hung over yesterday to fire up the computer and type a holiday giveaway post. But I don’t feel bad about it because I know that at least one person didn’t check their email to claim their prize. It’s too bad because they missed out and now I’m going to have to choose a new winner.

Today’s prize you might remember from last year. It’s perfect for all of you men out there with Schweedy Balls. That’s right, it’s Man Junk!

Man Junk is unique in that it’s specially formulated to keep your balls smelling fresh. Just a random fun fact, on Friday night I took a survey at the bar. 9 out of 10 women said that they love to give head, but they don’t because most men have stinky balls. You see what I’m getting at here? Man Junk will eliminates this problem unless you’re dating the one chick who doesn’t care if your junk stinks.

To be eligible for the Man Junk gift pack, all you need to do is subscribe to The Toilet Paper. The Internet’s finest men’s lifestyle newsletter in the history of newsletters. By doing so, you will be eligible for today’s prize, all future prizes and the grand prize on Christmas day. Did I mention that the grand prize is one of everything that has been given away during this promo? For more contest details and a list of prizes, click here.