Just when I thought it was a slow news day, I find out that a Chippendale’s dancer from Vegas paid $4,200 to spend 48 hours in the house from “A Christmas Story”. Sure it’s great that the money goes to charity, but how many times can he sit on the can with a bar of soap in his mouth, before the novelty wears off? From the look of this video, it probably won’t wear off for this guy. Oh and if you’re a Skud Farkus looking motherfucker, I’d watch out. I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy starts looking for gingers to fight with.