Don Chavez

Another year has come and gone, and in my opinion this was the best one yet for DC. The site finally got a much needed redesign and next month I’ll be mixing it up some more with new features (a shitload of picture galleries and videos, more contests, etc.)

As for personal thank yous, I’d like to thank all the ladies who don’t read the terms of conditions of various photo sharing websites, and opt to make their albums “public”. You have no idea how much easier you make my job.

I’d also like to thank ESPN’s legal team for being scumbags and outing Erin Andrews as the hot blond in those grainy cell phone videos. I’m sure everyone is happy that Michael Barrett was caught and will now get a slap on the wrist, but talk about a PR nightmare. This whole thing could have been handled behind the scenes without throwing EA under the bus, and I’m sure it would have been less embarrassing for her.

I’d like to thank New England Patriots cheerleading squad. They’re one of the few groups of ladies that help fight the stigma that chicks from New England are fat and don’t shave their legs. Also, they take some kick ass pictures behind the scenes when they make their calendar, and for that all of my readers are thankful.

A huge Internet high five to the sites that whore me out on a daily basis. There’s just too many of you to call out in this long as post, and I’m holding back the tears as I scream “thank you” at my computer screen. Don’t worry bitches, I’ve got a cool way to thank all of you in early 2010.

Last of all, I want to thank my readers. You’ve grow from a few of my personal friends to a mini cult that sends me some juicy tips. Speaking of which, one of you emailed me a tip about some of the Nuggets cheerleaders getting kicked off the squad for having a gangbang with a few players around 2006. $100 to any reader that can help me prove this.

Okay, enough of this thank you bull shit. After the break, feast your eyes on the top 26 posts on Don Chavez for the year 2009. Why 26? Because it’s better than 25, and I like to go the extra mile.

Number 26 – Miss Florida contestant gets nekked.

If only she had won, I’d be breaking a huge ass national story. Instead, only tens of thousands of people checked out this post because nobody cares about losers.

Number 25 – Best Use of a Man Nipple Ever

I’m not a fan of man nipples, but in this case I’ll make an exception.

Number 24 – Megan Fox Looks Asstastic

Self explanatory. The girl kicked the shit out of 2009, even when she was a hot mess.

Number 23 – Texas Tech Volleyball Gets Naughty

These pictures were so raunchy that I had to censor them and might as well have just posted photos of a black canvas. All I say is that as dorky as the guy looks, he’s pretty damn cool for wearing a sweat band while bumping uglies. The man is a pioneer of sorts and has inspired me to invest my money into a new line of wristbands call sexbands. Look for them on shelves sometime in 2024.

Number 22 – Funny Tombstones

What a second, people actually like posts without T & A? I call shenanigans. This post really good have used something sexy to go along with it, so here’s are some cheerleader pics.

Number 21 – Did Heather Graham do this on purpose?

It’s almost as if she spent 20 minutes topless in a walk in freeze just before she hit the red carpet for these photos.

Number 20 – Katrina Witt and her bewb salad

Memba when Katarina Witt was known for her figure skating skills? Neither do I. All I know is that instead of flaunting Olympic medals, she flaunts her guns like their trophies…maybe because they are.

Number 19 – Seinfeld the Porno

It’s the reunion show that everyone was talking about. No, not the Seinfeld reunion on Curbed. It was Seinfeld the porno. After all, everyone has always wanted to see George and Kramer do the Eiffel Tower. You see it’s funny because George is so short!

Number 18 – Woman Captures World’s Strongest Vagina Title

Having the title of “world’s strongest vagina” is right up there with having the “world’s limpest dick”. Nobody wants anything to do with either. The most intriguing thing about this record is how the measured her vagina strength.

Number 17 – Great Moments in 80s Prom Photography

I’m dreading the day that 90s prom photography because cool to laugh at.

Number 16 – 43 pics of naughty volleyball cheerleaders

Upon further review, these whores are hot!

Number 15 – Anyone looking for an apartment?

I wonder how many responses these girls got to their Craiglist apartment ad?

Number 14 – Guess what these people are doing

Ever wonder how funny people look when they’re having an orgasm? Wonder no more.

Number 13 – Patriots cheerleaders do Aruba

Bikinis, cheerleaders, the beach and a couple digital cameras. Need I say more?

Number 12 – WWJD

I guess she’s religious?

Number 11 – Gisele wears a see thru shirt to the VMAs

These pics are old, but they 1000x better than anything she contributed to the skinternet this year. After all, she was pregnant with Superman’s baby.

Number 10 – Valerie Cormier aka Valygirl

This was Valerie Cormier’s breakout year. However, before she started posing for Playboy she took the time to answer some sexy questions for the readers of Don Chavez. I think everyone still has their fingers crossed on a Stern appearance. Fire up the sybian!

Number 9 – FSU Cowgirl wardrobe malfunction

Damn you tittays, stay in that dress! Just kidding, feel free to pop out as you see fit. Oh, can FSU drop this “cowgirl” shit like it’s Bobby Bowden? It’s lame and the hot chicks don’t even audition for it because they’re too busy getting the rich guys in Tally to spoil them rotten.

Number 8 – The Carmen Electra Sex Tape

Sure it was a viral video bullshit advertisement, but it was still hot. Don’t worry, good things come to those who wait. I’m sure Dave Navarro will need money some day.

Number 7 – Ball State Volleyball player speaks into the microphone

I had to remove the pics but this post is still a traffic machine…and the picks are still all over the internet. Just look for the girl in the Ball State volleyball uniform that is mixed in with photos of the same girl slapping a ben hogan all over her face while camping.

Number 6 – Belgian Track and Field Just Got Raunchy

In case you didn’t notice, Sarah de Herdt is a Belgian track star. She also has about 200+ raunchy pics on the skinternet, and a 30 minute video of her in a jacuzzi that’s more funny than it is sexy. Trust me, there’s nothing sexy about holding a girls head underwater while she let’s you in the outdoor.

Number 5 – Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders in Thongs

These girls where flat out a pain in the ass. Whatever, you cheer for a shitty football team. The only door this is going to open is the one where you do a line of blow off someone’s boner.

Number 4 – Vanessa Hudgens leaks topless pics again

The best part about this was that she leaked these photos just before some shitty movie came out a week later. Vanessa, this isn’t like playing a retard…it’s okay to go full whore. But NEVER go full retard. Got it?

Number 3 – Domino’s delivers to gangbang

I think the only thing that keeps the pizza delivery guy from going postal is the fact that he has a chance of a hot woman trying to live out the “pizza delivery guy” fantasy. Well, this guy from Domino’s got a taste of it, albeit after a couple brothers had already run a train on her. Ah yes, another fine PR moment for Domino’s.

Number 2 – Patriots Cheerleaders in Punta Cana

Patriots cheerleaders > Dolphins cheerleaders.

Number 1 – The Erin Andrews Peephole Story

This is the story that really could have put this site in the spotlight if it wasn’t for all the juggs on the site. Instead the only people who gave me props for my detective work (besides other websites) was Page Six of the New York Post.

This was by far the hottest story of the year on DonChavez.com, and you can relive it all by clicking on the banner below. Granted there are a couple pages of posts about the EA saga, and you’ll be reading it in reverse order, but trust me this story is just as good in reverse.