Don Chavez

Today’s second giveaway prize come from none other than the edgiest t-shirt store on the interwebs, T-Shirt Hell. Not only do they have some funny ass shirts on their site that is sure to get a reaction where ever you go, the also have a great collection of whores wearing their gear. I’m not kidding. Click here for the kick ass collection of T-Shirt whores, which is probably NSFW.

Today’s lucky winner will get three shirts of their choice from T-Shirt Hell. I recommend the following…

So how do you enter? Just click here and enter your email address to subscribe to The Toilet Paper. Tomorrow at noon they’ll pick a winner at random and I’ll notify you via email if you won. Please note, you have to respond to me within 24 hours or I will pick another winner.

Also, stay registered because you will be eligible for all future prizes and the grand prize on Christmas day which is one of every gift I giveaway. For info on the prizes and some promo codes, visit this page.

So I guess business executives are now worthy of the stalkarazzi. This is Tamara Mellon. I know…who? She’s the President of Jimmy Choo. What? They make shoes. Why the fuck anyone cares or knows who she is I don’t know.

One thing I do know is that she has a nasty case of wrinkleitis going on in her sideboob. That’s the down side of getting implants, they only look great in a couple positions, and this isn’t one of them.

Alright kids, we’re going to double up today on the prizes because someone was too hung over yesterday to fire up the computer and type a holiday giveaway post. But I don’t feel bad about it because I know that at least one person didn’t check their email to claim their prize. It’s too bad because they missed out and now I’m going to have to choose a new winner.

Today’s prize you might remember from last year. It’s perfect for all of you men out there with Schweedy Balls. That’s right, it’s Man Junk!

Man Junk is unique in that it’s specially formulated to keep your balls smelling fresh. Just a random fun fact, on Friday night I took a survey at the bar. 9 out of 10 women said that they love to give head, but they don’t because most men have stinky balls. You see what I’m getting at here? Man Junk will eliminates this problem unless you’re dating the one chick who doesn’t care if your junk stinks.

To be eligible for the Man Junk gift pack, all you need to do is subscribe to The Toilet Paper. The Internet’s finest men’s lifestyle newsletter in the history of newsletters. By doing so, you will be eligible for today’s prize, all future prizes and the grand prize on Christmas day. Did I mention that the grand prize is one of everything that has been given away during this promo? For more contest details and a list of prizes, click here.

Nobody hates Monday’s more than me. Fortunately, the boys at Kontraband have put together some eye candy to ease the pain of that nasty two day hang over. Click here for the pics.

Just like I said over the weekend, it looks like Audrina Patridge is the only person left working in Hollywood. It’s a brilliant move by her because the paps don’t much to shoot right now considering everyone is hiding with their families for the holidays.

Somebody have a fat kid give her a rose or something. These pics are getting boring.