Don Chavez

Kitten Hates Mittens – Watch more Funny Videos

Maybe kitten mittens wasn’t such a great idea. Meeeeee-ow.

Some Xmas whores I forgot about – Totally Crap
Facebook FAIL Milf edition – Heavy
Hooters are good – Use My Computer
Hottest cellphone campaign ever – Uncoached
Girlfriend 911 – Kontraband
Santa’s naughty elves Chloe and Em – Boobie Blog
Former NBA cheerleader turned pornstar – Bro Bible
Olivia Wilde in spandex – Dirty Rotten Whore
Rihanna topless in GQ – Celebrity Pictorials
Audrey Kingsbery is now a WAG – Busted Coverage
Newspaper clipping of the day – Daily What
Nice tramp stamp – Reel Pretty
POA of the day – NSFWPOA
Hot Beatrice Rosen Gallery – Big Smudge
10 worst college bowl game names – Asylum
Adrianne and her pointy fake bare bewbs – Me and Isis
WIFI prostitutes video – Chrudat
Lingerie Football Leagues loves to sue bitches – With Leather
Vanessa Hudgens upskirt candids – Glamzilla
Hottie strips – Regretful Morning
Weekend funbags – HGOM
Christy Kane is slutty – EJB

I couldn’t leave you guys hanging without some entertainment for the day. Here are some links to warm up your day.

A boobie blog xxxmas – Boobie Blog
Ugliest xmas sweater evaaah – Bro Bible
Carrie Underwood in a bikini – Busted Coverage
How to get your hair to look like you’re on the Jersey Shore – Uncoached
Grandpa Schriver rocks – With Leather
Tour the Griswold House – Hooked on Houses via EHOWA
Jessica Simpson hot mess – Imagehaven

I’m such an asshole. I totally just lied to you guys. I opened up the prize vault and realized I have yet another prize for today!

It’s been dubbed “the book that nobody has been waiting for“. Others refer to it just by it’s title. Yep, one of you will score a copy of Assholeology today. I haven’t read this book yet, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a chronicle of my life.

To enter, just click here and subscribe to The Toilet Paper newsletter. It’s free and it’s full of stuff that dudes like. Oh, and not only will you be eligible for today’s prizes, but also for tomorrow’s Grand Prize that is one of everything on this page.

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The final prize of today is the winner’s choice of a cooler (up to $25 in value) from Superfancoolers.com . These guys were and advertisers on DC earlier in 2009, and this isn’t the first time they’ve hooked up my readers with some cool gear. No pun intended. Well, maybe.

Check out Superfancoolers.com, they have pretty much every cooler that you could every need or think off. In other words, regardless of whether you’ll be watching the NFL playoffs at home or, going to the game and tailgating, Superfancoolers.com has what you need, including a remote controlled cooler that brings the beer to you.

To enter, just click here and subscribe to The Toilet Paper newsletter. It’s free and it’s full of stuff that dudes like. Oh, and not only will you be eligible for today’s prizes, but also for tomorrow’s Grand Prize that is one of everything on this page.

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