Don Chavez

Well, well, well, looky what we have here. Sienna Miller is doing the bikini Christmas, just as all celebrity babes should. By Monday morning the celebrity skin pics should be plentiful help relieve your Christmas hangover.

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I’m going to get started early today because I’ve got a lot to do and more prizes I need to squeeze into this contest. FYI there’s still time to enter for yesterday’s prizes which are a fleshlight and some condoms from LifeStyles. Drawing for those items are at noon EST.

Today is freakin’ Bacon day bitches! Bacon, bacon, bacon. My mouth is already watering over this. It’s a bacon lover’s dream, right after having a bacon dispenser in every room of the house. Today’s winner will get the following from J&D’s Foods…

The Everything Gift Pack is the perfect gift for that special, bacon crazy person in your life. The pack includes a taste of everything we at J&D’s Foods make, packed into a beautiful Ultimate Bacon Lover’s Gift Box.

* Jars of each of our Bacon Salt flavors – Original, Natural, Cheddar, Applewood and Mesquite. Note: we are currently out of Maple & Jalapeno Bacon Salt until further notice.
* A jar of Regular Baconnaise
* J&D’s Bacon Lip Balm
* Sizzlin’ Bacon Sunflower Seeds
* BaconPOP microwave popcorn
* Bacon Ranch Dressing & Dip Mix
* Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes (pack of 25)

To enter, just click here and subscribe to The Toilet Paper newsletter. It’s free and it’s full of stuff that dudes like. Oh, and not only will you be eligible for today’s prizes, but also for Friday’s Grand Prize that is one of everything on this page.

Click the banner below to enter the contest, then go fire up some bacon.

Meet Megan Gale. Ya I had to look her up to. In short, she’s Australian, a model, and was offered the part of Wonder Woman before the movie was flushed down the shitter. Not for nothing but if you made Megan Fox Wonder Woman the project would be a go. You’d also have a to hand out free Kleenex to every guy who enters the theater and ask that they be respectful and clean up after themselves. I’m looking at you Pee Wee Herman.

Gale force winds after the break…

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Grandpa Ruins Christmas – Watch more Funny Videos

I’m stealing this guy’s rant verbatim on Friday.

Victoria Silvstedt hangs with Santa – Boobie Blog
10 people that look gross in HD – Bro Bible
Hot damn, check out Aubrey’s abs – Busted Coverage
Kelly Brook stretches in a bathing suit – Dirty Rotten Whore
Top 10 Internet Memes of the decade – Heavy
The Situation can’t handle The Situation – Daily What
Michelle Williams does the bikini thing – Use My Computer
This chick heats up December – NSFWPOA
Christina Aguilera in kinky boots – DJ Mick
25 amazing optical illusions – Big Smudge
Me so horny xmas chicks – Me and Isis
Denise Richards Playboy pics – Celebrity Pictorials
Hello cleavage – Loser with Socks
10 holy shit shirts for Xmas – Asylum
Sexiest airline crew evaaaah – Uncoached
20 hot cars, 20 hot chicks – Reel Pretty
Stripper FAIL – EJB
A leg injury that will make you puke – With Leather
Top 10 Foodgasms – Celebrity Odor