Don Chavez

Believe it or not, I’ve got so much stuff to give away that I have to double up and possibly triple up. This place might start looking like a Woot Off soon.

Our second gift for today is a package of LifeStyles SKYN Condoms and a LifeStyles 3-Speed Vibrating Ring. I’ll leave the description of these products to the pros…

LifeStyles SKYN Condom

The next generation of condoms, SKYN was designed to give condom buyers what they desire most—sensitivity. Committed to providing its consumers with the best product possible, LifeStyles SKYN is the first clinically approved polyisoprene (non latex) condom. One thousand tests of the condom ascertained that SKYN provides greater sensation and more comfort than other non-latex polyurethane and even natural rubber condoms on the market today.

LifeStyles 3-Speed Vibrating Rings

This condom compatible accessory has been recently re-released with 3-speed capability. The ring features a soft and flexible texture, with stimulating “pearls” and an easy-to-use button.

I think it’s pretty self explanatory. Today’s winner will get a package of domes and a vibrating ring. However, just an FYI, the Grand Prize winner is going to get 12 packs and a couple rings. I figure that for most of you we can call that a lifetime supply.

Entry is simple and you should know it by now. Just click here and subscribe to The Toilet Paper newsletter. The crazy thing is that close to 3,000 of you already subscribe to my newsletter, and less than 10% of you have registered for this promo. Hello McFly, hello! Those are incredible odds for winning the grand prize which is over 14 gifts.

For more information on the contest click here, to enter the contest just click the banner below and subscribe to The Toilet Paper.

Congrats to Neal who was yesterday’s winner of 3 t-shirts from T-Shirt Hell.

Too lazy to make an effort to get a girlfriend? Can’t afford to get some “hired help”? Are you married? Are you a blogger that lives in his parent’s basement?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then today’s gift is perfect for you! Today’s winner will get a Fleshlight courtesy of Fleshlight.com. That’s right, it’s you’re very own fake vagene. Unfortunately it doesn’t cook or clean, but it is washable, never complains, and it never has a headache.

Normally this is where I do some pictures and/or a video of the product, but since we’re talking about the world’s best artificial vagene, I couldn’t really find anything that was SFW to post. So if you live under a rock and don’t know what a Fleshlight is, I suggest you visit Fleshlight.com for all the details.

Also they are hooking up my readers with a promo code for 15% off your entire order! Just enter DonChavez15 at checkout.

To be eligible to win today’s Fleshlight, all you need to do is subscribe to The Toilet Paper newsletter. It’s full of stuff that dudes like, and as a subscriber (it’s FREE), you are eligible for our grand prize this week, which is one of every single gift that I have given away.

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I’m begging to think that Audrina Patridge is pulling a Sandy from Along Came Polly and is now paying the stalkarazzi to follow her around. I mean unless the butt sniffing guy from the video earlier today starts following her around, enough is enough. Wait, I take that back. Enough of this wholesome girl look it enough. I’m just saying, slut it up a bit, that’s all.

You know it’s a slow news day when Amber Rose has her top on and people still want to take pictures of her. I wonder how much of Kanye’s money she’s blown since he’s gone off the radar.