Don Chavez

 

Just when I thought it was a slow news day, I find out that a Chippendale’s dancer from Vegas paid $4,200 to spend 48 hours in the house from “A Christmas Story”. Sure it’s great that the money goes to charity, but how many times can he sit on the can with a bar of soap in his mouth, before the novelty wears off? From the look of this video, it probably won’t wear off for this guy. Oh and if you’re a Skud Farkus looking motherfucker, I’d watch out. I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy starts looking for gingers to fight with.

A one piece? Is Blohan loosing her edge? I thought she was all about looking slutty but in an artsy fartsy kinda way? I guess I was wrong.

Time to start thinking about Spring Break – Bro Bible
Anne Hathaway gallery – Use My Computer
Brook Burke’s camel toe – Dirty Rotten Whore
Anna Nicole Smith Xmas special – Heavy
Danni Ashe lap dance – Boobie Blog
Sara Hilario in FHM (nice dumper) – Busted Coverage
100 hot Charlize Theron pics – DJ Mick
Melanie Brown loses her top (nsfw) – Celebrity Pictorials
This rack is huge – Uncoached
Fuck You Deputy. This video is hilarious. – Kontraband
Naughty Santas – YBNBY
Bikini babe Jesse Preston – Big Smudge
A sexy moment with Tori Black – Ultraxs
Football fans get pelted with snowballs at the Linc – With Leather
Lizi Benites is a hottie – NSFWPOA
Christie Kane looks slutty – EJB
Scenes from a Redneck xmas – COED
Blake Lively looking hot – Nip Slip
Laura Dore loves baby oil – Reel Pretty
Natalie hearts lingerie – Tasty Booze
10 most annoying people of 2009 – YepYep

Is this the strangest video ever or what? I’m pretty sure this is what Craigslist is for, you know, finding some random person to fulfill your fucked up desires. I mean it’s a pretty basic concept and you don’t go to jail for sniffing random asses in the supermarket.

Want someone to take a nail gun and attach your sack to a 2×4? Craiglist. Want to jam a cell phone up your ass with it set to vibrate and then have hundreds of people text message and call you? Craigslist. Want to buy a jar of some chicks farts? You got it, Craigslist!