Don Chavez

Usually I tease Mariah Carey about the fact that she’s turning into an old lady, and when she looks at a piece of cake it adds an inch to her waistline.

Not today though folks. Nope, not with that cleavage.

Mariah put a full blown assault on the cameras last night at the Golden Globes and I swear there were a couple times that a camera man was blatantly using his camera as an excuse to stare at Mariah’s tits. I think at least one of those times, someone flipped the switch and caught the camera guy off guard because I had 50 inches of high definition Mariah Carey cleavage brightening up my pad.

Here’s to you pervy camera man and his buddy in the control room.