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I can’t think of a more misleading representation of Dunkin’ Donuts, than Maria Menunous being their spokesperson. Listen, I’ll buy into the fact that she might drink their coffee, after all it’s like crack. However, there’s no fucking way that she eats their donuts, croissants, flatbread sandwiches, etc.

Everyone knows that if you look at one of there Donuts your ass starts to sag. If you touch one, you instantly start developing a FUPA. Actually eating one of their donuts? Fuck off, Maria would instantly hit triple digits on the scale.

At least with Rachael Ray you had a chick that looked like she had already had her fair share of chocolate frosted with sprinkles.

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