Apparently Kim Kardashian has a stalker, a pretty shitty one at that. The dude moved from Georgia to the same town in Cali as Kim so he could be closer to her. Then he started going to her public appearances, and wearing Joker face paint. Then he tweeted her about a fake date, and tweeted Reggie Bush and challenged him to a fight. Now this dude has a restraining order against him.
Call me crazy, but I go on fake dates with celebrities all the time. Doesn’t everyone? Like just the other night, Megan Fox took me out to dinner and we reenacted the scene from “Lady and The Tramp” with the spaghetti. Now she wasn’t actually there, and it was my neighbors dog sitting at the table across from me, but in my mind it was real. It’s still real to me dammit!
As for Reggie Bush, just man up and fight him. Dude, he’s not even a blogger. He’s a Twatter, all they’re good at is text messaging. One punch bro, and he’s done, one punch!
Oh and one aspect of the Super Bowl I’m not looking forward to is the Kim Kardashian story line. I think I hate Kim Kardashian equally, and I don’t know what would make me poop my pants more…the media fellating Peyton any more than it already does, or Kim Kardashian trying to spin Reggie Bush into some media attention for herself.