This is how you know the economy has bottomed out. Jimmy Johnson, a gainfully employed sportscaster and restaurateur, has inked a deal to be the official late night spokesperson of ExtenZe, the male enhancement pill. This coming after the previous celebrity spokesperson became so embarrassed that they returned the check and quit the campaign (no clue who it was).

According to Ad Age, Johnson admits that he uses ExtenZe, but not because he has a teeny weeny, but because he…well I’ll let him explain it.

“Most men want to perform the best they can in just about everything,” Mr. Johnson says in one spot. “Isn’t that why we buy the biggest and best of everything?” He signs off with the tagline: “Go long with ExtenZe. I do.”

So you get it right? His dick is fine, he just wants to perform better. Just like Mark McGwire didn’t use steroids to have more power to hit more home runs, he just wanted to stay healthy and uninjured.

h/t Ad Age

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