WTF is this? Kim Kardashian, please step away from the Reggie Bush. At least for the next two days so he can take care of this Super Bowl thing. He doesn’t need you tiring him out every night before the big game.

Actually, this isn’t that bad of a thing because I think NOLA now has it’s official scapegoat. If Reggie gets a case of the butterfingers again, all of NOLA should blame it on Kim Kardashian and the fact that she made Reggie rub lotion on her ass every night leading up to the game. Trust me, if you lose this game you’ll look for the most illogical places to point fingers, and I encourage you to use Kim Kardumperian for this.

P.S. Nice cleavage, that shit’s tight

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