Here are some awesome pics of Audrina Patridge sporting some “not short enough” Daisy Dukes. Alright, they’re really more like cutoffs than they are Daisy Dukes.

Oh, and guess who that douchebag is with her? Ryan Cabrera, you remember him? Big papa Joe Simpson use to force feed you Cabrera’s shit music back in the day when the Simpsons were running MTV. My how times have changed. Cabrera’s last album sold a whopping 25k copies or something like that. Give me shit in a box and I can probably sell just as many units on this website with a little marketing.

What I don’t understand is how Cabrera is still sucking at the Hollywood teet. Shouldn’t he be playing weekend gigs with Jamie Walters at local VFW halls by know?

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