Don Chavez

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Hmm. My junk doesn’t know what’s going on right now. Like Julie Bowen was 100X hotter in my head when I couldn’t see her in a bikini. But now I can’t unsee the fact that she has that weird 6 pack abs ruined by childbirth thing going on.

Like when a chick has a kid are there only two options? This or a something that resembles a beer gut? If you ask me, they’re equally unattractive.

So what’s the moral of the story? Get giant implants and nobody will notice the stomach thing.