Listen, I understand what the paparazzi do. These pictures of Whitney Port lounging by a Miami pool in a bikini aren’t paparazzi pics. These are stalker pics. You can can tell that they’re stalker pics by the fact that there are leaves in front of the lens. Dude is hiding in the bushes! That tactic is sooo 2004 by paparazzi standards. Now they just walk up and start snapping away. So clearly this guy travels the country following her.

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