Jessica Simpson has been promoting something, I think it’s that new shitty TV show where she travels and makes excuses for her plumpness. The latest stop on her PR tour was Good Morning America. A good morning indeed. Wipe that clown make up off her face and she looks like she’s back and better than ever.

We all know what’s going to happen though. Jessica Simpson, like Britney, has a schizophrenic body. One day you’re like OMG, then next day your like WTF! That is unless you’re Joe Simpson because then you’re just like $$$.

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