Ninel Conde is a Mexican singer that shall fly under the radar no more at DonChavez.com. Supposedly she’s a singer, but I don’t need to hear her belt out tunes. Seriously, why doesn’t the US build it’s musicians like this?
I’m assuming this was the poor man’s Spring Break. You know, at your friend’s house, where you get drunk and try to ruin his Dad’s perfectly good fence. This kid got what he deserved for thinking he could bust through that shit.
Oh, and the Ray Lewis reference? When I heard this I thought I was about to see a snuff film. I almost closed my browser because I don’t need to see a bunch of frat boys getting knifed up before breakfast. No way I could keep my Cheerios down after seeing that.

At least I think that’s her name. I always have trouble identifying the foreign chicks unless they invade the US model scene. So if this chick’s name isn’t Gabriela Rabelo, then my bad…but I’m pretty sure I’m right.