You know what I think of when I see Morgan Fairchild? Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, which is one of the greatest movies of all-time. I could rattle off probably the entire script of that movie and absolutely bore you guys to death, but I’ll restrain myself.
What I really want to know is how come Morgan Fairchild hasn’t aged in the last 20 years. Hasn’t she always looked like this? I bet you if she stripped down to her bare assets you’d have the face of a 35 year-old and the body of a California Raisin. Gross.
P.S. Oh really? We are they hosing him down?