These pictures of Maria Menounous in a bikini are full of wtf. After all, you’re hormones get raging for Maria Menounos and then Kelly Bensimon kicks into attention whore mode and ruin the pictures. Seriously Kelly, take your East/West pointing implants and go play in the water with a tennis ball or something.

P.S. Kelly totally gets the whole self marketing thing and could be bigger than all the Real Housewives of NY. The only problem is that she’s too dumb to realize that she’s not actually selling anything but herself…which nobody wants. Just have someone ghostwrite a shitty book and watch the cash and other endorsement deals tumble in.

P.P.S. How awesome is that Maria Menounos underboob?

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