Ashley Roberts? I had to look her up too. She was in the Pussyfart Dolls and left to start a solo career. Looks like that’s working out well for her.

The good news is that if the solo gig doesn’t work out for her, she’s already got a leg up on a new business. That’s right, I’m talking about a gas station that employs nothing but hot bitches wearing stripper heels. Even better news is that Shauna Sand is available and I heard she washes a mean windshield.

P.S. Am I fucking retarded? She’s washing a car. This is what happens when my coffee maker breaks and I try to think without being hopped up on caffeine. I’ll leave this post up just as a reminder that I’m not perfect, despite what all of you think.

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