Don Chavez

I swear this is the last Dancing With The Stars post, unless some behind the scenes footage of someone changing in their dressing room surfaces. So to close out this season, what better way to say good bye than with Brooke Burke’s cleavage. If you ask me I think her cleavage deserves an Emmy, because I honestly believe that people tuned in every week for Brooke’s cleavage first, EA’s ass second, and the actual dancing a distant third.

After the break, there’s over 70 pictures of Brooke for you to study…

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Ladies take note. This is why your ass looks dumpy. As hot as Audrina Patridge is, when you put her in flats she goes from asstastic to wtf. So do your man a favor, do yourself a favor, and wear heels everywhere you go. In the kitchen, on the treadmill, in the shower, hell even in bed.

Did Adriana Lima invent the hot chick making funny faces/pursed limps pose or is she just following the lead of millions of Myspace tramps? Seriously ladies, this needs to stop. You don’t see men on the red carpet making the “I just farted” face. No, we keep that to the privacy of our own home, and when we do make that face we don’t jump in front of a mirror with our Iphone snap a picture.

Hmm, I think I just got an idea for my new Facebook profile pic.

More of Adriana after the break…

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I can see why the crowd was clapping, after all this is exactly why they went to this event. It’s like NASCAR, only free, and you’re there to see the carnage.

If you’re an RSS subscriber via email, I don’t think you can see the video above. I highly recommend actually visiting this post on the site because you’re missing one of the hottest booty shaking videos in the history of the Internet. It’s also another reason why I don’t want to have daughters. Keeping them off the pole is an easy task. Keeping them off Youtube? Not so much.

Jersey Shore cougars? – Cougar Patrol
Kelly Brook topless pics – Totally Crap
Supermodel sandwich – Busted Coverage
Say hello to Mischa Barton’s undies – Peeperz
Leelee Sobieski pokies – Nip Slip
Salma Hayek and her snow globes – Use My Computer
Tiger Woods gets cockblocked – With Leather
Ashley Nicole is quite sexy – Rich and Brainless
Jelena Jensen goes camping – Boobie Blog
Bro gets iced by a cop – Bro Bible
Who cares what this post is about. Look at that Jennifer Garner pic. – Warming Glow
Sophie Monk is your POA of the day – NSFWPOA
Heidi Montag’s Transformers audition tape – Heavy
Helloooooo Rosie Whitley – Attu World
Rihanna is some tight white dress – Hot Sexy Scenes
The fake Anna Kournikova vajayjay flash pics – Glamcrunch
Carrie Underwood looks leggy – Pick Me Up News
BP updated their logo! – Ned Hardy
Fat chick photobomb – Daily What
The Miss Bikini World finals – DJ Mick
The Mccord sisters are oozing sexiness – Speed Monkey
Celebrity baby tossing – City Rag
The most infuriating death scenes in video games – Ranker