I think even Wimbledon has jumped on the pay to play bandwagon that is Anna Kournikova. If I’m not mistaken this wasn’t a real match but some sort of invite only exhibition. In other words, tennis is so damn boring that even at their most famous event they still need Anna Kournikova’s hot ass there in order to draw an audience.
Trust me I have nothing against using Anna’s powers for good instead of evil. However if you really want to spice the sport of tennis up, I suggest using flaming balls. I would watch tennis every day of the week if they used tennis balls that were on fire. That shit would be action packed because everyone would be serving at each other trying to light their opponent on fire.
More pics of Anna after the break. Unfortunately there are no flaming tennis balls though.
If you haven’t read the Erin Andrews Vanity Fair Q & A, you definitely should. If you’re a fan of the book Everybody Poops, it’s right up your alley.
However if you’re like me and you feel that writing is just a placeholder for images and advertising, then this post is for you. After the break, scope out the pics of Erin Andrews with a firm grip on some wood.
How famous do you think Coco’s ass is? Like if there was a line up of 20 asses, could you pick out which one belonged to Coco? I think I could because booties are like snowflakes and fingerprints, no two are the same.
After the break check out the rest of these cheeky pics of Vanilla Ice Cube’s girlfriend…
Guyism came up with their list of people that you’ll see at a strip club. I’m the one that brings a lot of money and then declares that I’m not leaving until I’m covered with glitter and smell like Bath & Body Works cucumber melon body splash (the official scent of any reputable stripper). Unfortunately that was left off the list, so I must be unique.
Pamela Anderson was in Melbourne promoting herself, and she looks very popular Down Under. Or it could be that those people were just paid to stand next to her to make her look popular. That’s the oldest PR move in the book. This probably wasn’t even a real event.
One of these days when I’m bored I’m going to stage a red carpet event in my apartment. All I need is a step and repeat with the Don Chavez logo, and someone to take pictures for me. Oh, and lots of whores. You can’t have a red carpet without whores. I’ll then post the pictures here for you guys and it’ll look like a real event. My point is that I think 90% of these events are celebrities getting out of a limo, walking the red carpet and then getting back into the limo and leaving. That’s what Kim Kardashian considers “working”.
More of Pam Cakes after the break…