Carmen Electra could make a burlap sack look sexy just by cutting a couple holes in it and wearing it. On the other end of the spectrum, when she tosses on a dress like this, she’s off the charts. What charts you ask? The charts that everyone keeps tucked away in the back of their mind. The “I would bang her” chart, “I would bang her if I was blacked out drunk” chart, and the “I wouldn’t bang her with Bea Arthur’s dead dick” chart.

After the break, see if you can figure out which chart you’d put Carmen Electra on…


Related Posts with Thumbnails