Don Chavez

Who the hell is Louise Redknapp? That’s what I said. Trusty wikipedia says that she is a English singer and television presenter. I think what that means is that she’s a TV deliver person, like you order it online and she shows up and presents your new TV to you.

I also found out that she’s 35, which means that any day now she could turn full blown Cougar. Let’s hope that happens.

Inspected Louise’s bikini wax after the break…

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Ocean Drive is some fancy smancy Miami based rag, that for some reason is carried in Barnes & Noble in New England. I guess they figure that people in the Northeast have a lot of envy for God’s Waiting Room. It’s that, or they figure that New Englanders love hot pieces of arse like Irina Sheik.

See Irina’s gallery after the break…

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I hate people like this. They don’t know the difference between private and public property. They think that turning a profit so that you can have a hot wife with big tits, a big house and several sports cars is evil. They think up is down and down is up. They slam cops, but if they hear a strange noise in their house they’ll call 911 and cry until the cops arrive, all because they were to much of a pussy to check out the situation themselves and realize they just left the TV on.

Don’t let this guy in the mall. He’s not going to buy anything anyway, he just wants some place that’s air conditioned to hang out in, until he can go to his next hipster rally.

P.S. I think we found Michael Moore’s long lost brother.

Sofia Vergara in a tight dress – Cougar Patrol
A bunch of Paris Hilton pics. Just pretend she doesn’t have the herp. – Use My Computer
Chicks fight MMA style in the backyard – Totally Crap
Hot chick juggles her melons – Kontraband
5 pornstars that ventured into rap – Peeperz
Old guy crushes it on the dance floor to Lady Gaga – Heavy
6 things every guy should know how to do – Linkiest
This is what those vuvzelas were meant for – Daily What
Some hot latina babe – Dirty Rotten Whore
5 horrifying internet communities – Gunaxin
Chicks in bikinis running on the beach – Bro Bible
Journalist asks Erin Andrews what she does when she can’t poop – Busted Coverage
Jade Jagger nip slip – Nip Slip
10 sandwiches too pretty to eat – Uncoached
Denise Richards in a tank top at some picnic – DJ Mick
Big boobed Cookie Monster fan – Caveman Circus
Rachael White is your POA of the day – NSFWPOA
Playboy’s Tabitha Taylor – Buge Hoobs
Marisa Miller looking sexy – Rich and Brainless
Miss USA plays by the pool – Pick Me Up News
Dude stabs himself to excuse tardiness – Wacky Archives
Conan the Barbarian…the musical! – Celebrity Odor
10 very cool minimalistic movie poster designs – Attu World

If you can block out the fact that Traci Bingham looks like a full blown tranny, check out her see thru dress. Fortunately it’s only see thru on the top half, because I’m still convinced that she might be hiding Mr. Bigglesworth downstairs. Granted she’s posed nude, but that kind of photoshop work can be done in an afternoon. Seriously, give me a photo of anyone I’ll add a million vaginas to it and you’ll think that they were born that way.

More of Traci after the break…

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