Don Chavez

Very rarely am I stunned by a chick in a dress. I mean a dress is a dress, and usually it just covers up all the good stuff. Somehow Irina Sheik broke free of this stereotype I have and floored me with these pics. I’m not kidding, I was so floored that I now have rug burn from doing snow angels on my carpet.

More of Irina’s hot ass after the break…

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It’s Friday and my ass desperately wants to get to the beach. In the event that you can’t do the same, here are some bikini contest pics for you. So it’s almost like going to the beach, only you don’t get sand in your lunch and you don’t have to worry about where you’re going to go if you have to do a #2. I always say just go in the water and blame it on the dolphins.

Pics after the break…

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Dude tries to live out his dream of being a male gymnast and what does he get? A mouth full of playground dirt, that’s what.

Claire Danes pokies – Cougar Patrol
A big ass Kim Kardashian gallery – Dead Arm
This girl gets the facial expression of the day award – Daily What
Jasmine Waltz topless – Nip Slip
Somebody needs to ID this chick for me – Use My Computer
8 tips on how to become a WAG – Linkiest
Redhead in a Hooters uniform – Dirty Rotten Whore
Meet Shanna Marie McLaughlin – NSFWPOA
How to drink like your on Mad Men – Bro Bible
Zoe Saldana gets down to her skivies – F Listed
A big ole collection of WTF – Wahoha
Pitino jizzed on his own leg – Busted Coverage
Check out this ass – Caveman Circus
2010 Comic Con booth babes video – Boobie Blog
Awesome soccer goal celebration – With Leather
Alessandra Ambrosio lingerie pics – Rich and Brainless
Big booty on a mechanical bull – Booty Source
Taylor Momsen sluts it up – Ned Hardy
Undercover karaoke with Jewel – EJB
Meet the Mel Gibson of Russian news reporting – City Rag
Jumbo size rapper. This dude is huge. Literally. – Kontraband
This post is asstastic – Barstool Sports
37 pics of Kate Beckinsale – Heavy

Joge lingerie? What kind of brand name is that? There’s nothing sexy about telling a chick to go put on that Joge number you bought her for Valentine’s Day. Keep in mind that I’m pronouncing it “hoagie”, like the sandwich. Actually, now that I think about it that is kind hot, and now I’m hungry.

After the break, see Daniela Freitas modeling some hoagie…

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