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Istanbul does it again! Not only did they get Anna Kournikova’s ass over there to watch a bunch of models prance around on stage, but they get the legendary Alessandra Ambrosio to show up as well. Honestly, up until today the only thing that Istanbul was known for was being the home town of Bald Bull.

More of Alessandra on the runway after the break…

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You know what I just realized? Heidi Klum is a genius. By marrying Seal, she just makes herself look that much hotter. Normally I’d be thinking that Heidi was a little over the hill and needs to step aside for chicks like Candice Swanepoel, but not when I see her next to Seal. Instead she gets like a 2 point bump because of her sidekick. Kinda like how the hot chicks in high school love to hang out with nothing but fat and ugly girls.

More of Heidi’s stems after the break…

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Minka Kelly Looks Cold

Posted by Don Chavez in Blog


Somebody should get Minka Kelly a sweater because she just caught a case of nipplitis. The cause of this dreaded disease are a variety of factors. A cold breeze, a wink from an attractive person, or perhaps a casual grope from a pervert on the subway. Regardless, this can be remedy with the typical sweater that you’d find at Gap or even the Salvation Army store.

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So maybe you’ve put on a few pounds since you’ve left college. You’re now well beyond the days when you had a high metabolism and you were a 24/7 human garbage disposal. You haven’t seen your dick since Clinton was in office, and gosh darn it, you haven’t felt the touch of a lady for free in nearly a decade.
Don’t worry my friends, there’s still hope. As you’ll see in this series of photos, being fat does have it’s advantages.
Click here to see a couple hotties help old two ton out of his beach chair.

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Ya, I know, I’m the only person that has taken two days to cover the ladies of the Emmys. Deal with it, it’s my site and if I want to spend five days covering the Emmys I will. So let’s keep this pointless award show train going, shall we?

Here we have the musician Jewel who, if I had to guess, is a natural at playing the bongos. She’s got teeth straight out of the pages of the Big Book of British Smiles, but her chesticles more than make up for it.

See more of Jewel after the break…

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