It only took 28 years for Britney Spears to realize that wearing hooker heels makes your legs go from being a stand in on the set of Precious, to someone that people would pay to walk behind. I mean I don’t even know this girl any more. Where’s the braless National Geographic bewb salad? Where’s the Starbucks 100% sugar drink? Where are the blood shot eyes?

After the break see more pics of Britney. This shit won’t last forever, and I sense a public implosion coming soon…


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