Oops she did it again. Britney Spears is in Hawaii and yesterday she made an appearance in a yellow bikini. I’m shocked at the fact that she didn’t look like a mess.
Just one problem though, she kept her ass covered up. I’m 85.432% sure that she was wearing a thong and not one person could a picture of it. What gives? That’s what we’re here for, to judge her ass on a scale of 1 to 10.
I don’t know why I’m so upset about Britney keeping her ass covered up. I’m sure it looks like a Titliest Pro V1, but it’s like driving by a car accident…you don’t want to see the gore but you can’t help but look and your disappointed if you find out that you just waited 45 minutes in traffic and nobody died.
That being said, I’m confident that by week’s end we’ll see Britney’s rear end. Until then, just deal with the pics after the break.