I shit you not, for a second I thought this was the second coming of Anna Nicole Smith. Scared the shit out of me, like one of those Youtube videos where it’s a nice scenic car ride, and then BOO a fucking skeleton jumps up on the screen and scares the hell outta you.

Honestly Jessica Simpson is the most schizophrenic hot chick out there when it comes to looks. One minute you’d give your right arm to sniff her bike seat, the next minute you couldn’t fap to her if someone was paying you.

I think it’s time for someone to step up and get Britney and Jessica together for a little for hot chick make over. I nominate Howard Stern, if anyone can make it happen he can.

Catch a glimpse of Jessica Simpson’s ass from every angle after the break…


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