Leave it to Istanbul to get Anna Kournikova all dolled up. I can’t even get the pizza guy to deliver up two flights of stairs to my door, and Istanbul is getting Anna Kournikova to show up looking like the hot piece of ass that she is. Life’s not fair I tell you. That’s why I’m shutting it down and heading to the bar now. In case you’ve never done it, beating the happy hour crowd to the bar is phenomenal. You look like a true drunk when people show up for happy hour and you’re already wasted. Plus I think I might try and pull the same move as the homeless guy earlier, only not on a passed out homeless dude.

After the break get your fill of Anna…


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