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I’ve never heard of the little rag called She Magazine, but since they just published a photo shoot featuring Cindy Crawford I just wanted to extend a virtual high five of sorts to them. Well done. Now if you can get her to do it again without clothes, I might actually pay for a subscription.

See more of Cindy after the break…

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Shakira Performed In Miami

Posted by Don Chavez in Blog


I guess Miami was the place to be this weekend and you either went to the Dolphins game or the Shakira concert. Personally I’d take the baking in the hot sun in front of the Dolphins’ cheerleaders over watching Shakira gyrate while being forced to listen to her shit music.

More of Shakira’s bare midriff after the break…

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Aubrey O’Day went to some party to celebrate some bullshit. Her best friend followed her around with a camera and snapped a few pictures of Aubrey O’Day in the exact same pose over 20 times. I’m dead serious, go through the whole gallery and you’ll see her move maybe three inches. She’s been in the fake celeb game long enough to know that it’s 1) cleavage shot, 2) ordinary shot, 3) curvy ass shot, 4) kiss shot a la Marilyn Monroe, and 5) side shot. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. How freakin’ hard is it to remember that? It’s like the DENNIS system. Only it’s the COCKS system.

See the gallery after the break…

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Carmen Electra Oh My

Posted by Don Chavez in Blog

Forgive me if I seem cranky but I got my Meriod this week. If you don’t know what a Meriod is, it’s short for Man Period. Basically once ever 8 weeks I don’t go to the gym at all, I eat garbage, and I work crazy hours. It’s almost like being a college kid again only I’m not drunk and there are no fat chicks involved.

As a result I turn into a whiny fucking bitch. Everything is gloom and doom and by the end of the week I have no friends and I’ve gained a few pounds. I have no clue how chicks do this every month. I mean on top of all this, they also have a steady flow of blood leaking from them which they prevent from staining their pants by using giant over sized band aids and Q Tips. I think they call them pads and tampons.

So if you email me and I rip you to shreds that’s why. It’s not my fault, the Meriod is just way to strong to control.

Oh, you came here for Carmen Electra smut and not my rant? Sorry, the pics are right here…

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That a girl. Now you’re getting the hang of it. Flaunt dat ass when you come out of the Dancing With The Stars studio. Give America what America wants Audrina!

See more of Audrina flirting with the camera after the break…

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