Don Chavez

I bet you after walking these photos were taken, Kim Kardashian sat down and had a $200 meal of Filet Mignon with a side of fried Fairy Wings, and then washed it down with a $500 bottle of wine. She then sat back in her chair, ripped ass, and complained to her mother/manager that she is working too hard. Piss off.

More of Kim after the break…

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Someone should let Victoria Silvstedt know that she belongs on a beach or a yacht, and not on the red carpet of some Fashion Week event in Milan. I guess the girl still hasn’t learned the art of self promotion because these types of red carpet appearances aren’t going to trigger a phone call from the director of any respectable skin flick.

After the break see more of Victoria Silvstedt hiding the goods…

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I used to play this game all the time in high school. The only difference is that I never let my opponent know that they were playing. I’d just punch them in the mouth and it was game over. It’s probably why nobody wanted to party with me, I was just too much to handle.

I think this is the gold standard in booty clapping. This chick probably doesn’t even clapping with her hands anymore, just lifts her skirt and shakes.

Christie Brinkley got an award for being hot – Cougar Patrol
Some random hottie in her bra – Use My Computer
20 celebrity mime pics – City Rag
Rap video hotties – Totally Crap
Last words from death row – Linkiest
Best real estate agent ever. I be he spanks it a lot. – Daily What
Nathalie Kelley topless – Nip Slip
Sextoid of the day – F Listed
Naomi Watts sans shirt – NSFWPOA
Children’s show or adult movie – Smoking Jacket
100 pics of Monica Cruz being sexy – DJ Mick
Ines Sainz to get naked for Playboy? She’ll be exposed as overrated – Busted Coverage
Any Jackson lingerie pics – Uncoached
Pam Anderson has a new magic gig and huge bewbs – Heavy
A hot Miss USA video – Dead Arm
Baby powder fart – On Campus Drama
Ashley Greene spandex ass shots – Pick Me Up News
120 pics of Christina Hendricks and her chesticles – Caveman Circus
You’d love to be in this hot tub (nekked chicks) – Dirty Rotten Whore

Phoebe Price is some model/fake celebrity with red hair that goes to the beach and has her publicist take photos of her in hope that it will build some buzz and land her some work. To be honest, the only buzz this will generate is in a dark dirty corner of the internet, where people talk about their redhead fetish on a forum. Not exactly the type of places that lead to paid gigs unless your stacked like Christina Hendricks.

Enjoy Phoebe three seconds of fake internet fame after the break. But before you hit the break, I just want to go on record as saying that Phoebe does the most impressive firecrotch split I’ve ever seen.

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