Don Chavez

Tinsley Mortimer is the low rent version, and herp free version of Paris Hilton. Translation: she’s a good looking girl with a lot of money that considers being a socialite an occupation.

Now that I think about it, a better way to define a socialite is as an unemployed rich person. Hmm, feel free to try and blow that one by your wife if you’re unemployed and just surf the Internet all day. If she gets on your case about not getting a job, tell her that you’ve made a career decision to be a socialite. If she asks how much it pays, tell her millions but you just need to pay your dues at the clubs until you get your own reality show.

No way that will end in divorce.

More of Tinsley after the break…