If I ever went shopping on Black Friday, it wouldn’t be for the deals, it would be strictly to observe shit like this in the flesh. Actually, I’d probably just go to get people all riled up. You know, randomly accuse people of cutting the line. Telling people that there’s an invite only line at the back door, and I get them into it for $50 cash. Basically the usual stuff that dumb people fall for.

I can only wonder what this chick is flipping out about. Probably wanted to be first in line to save $15 on a generic LCD TV that’s going to break in three months.

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