Don Chavez

Has there been a shift of power in terms of hot chicks per temporary capita from Cabo to St. Barts? At this point, with the addition of Salma Hayek, I think it’s a dead heat. I’m talking Sunday Silence and Easy Goer. I guess only time will tell, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Victoria’s Secret was on the phone with Marisa Miller telling her to get her ass on a plane to St. Barts so that they can win this non-existent contest. Does that even make sense? Hell no, but it doesn’t matter because there are more pictures of Salma Hayek in a bikini after the break…

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You heard me Miami. You’re a D List town when it comes to the ole Christmas through New Year’s vacation. Everyone knows that the ballers are in St. Barts and Cabo right now. I think I proved that yesterday.

Any way, this is Laurie Cholewa, some French singer who in these photos looks like a low rent version of Eva Mendes. Speaking of which, there’s someone I’d love to have the stalkarazzi get some beach photos of.

I’m sure they’ll turn up any day now. In the meantime check out Laurie after the break…

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Hands down I think this is the first time that Nicky Hilton can be classified as the hotter looking sister. Nicky and Paris have the classic Jan versus Marsha battle on a daily basis, and for once Jan came out on top. Or maybe I’m just still drunk from last night? Beer goggles are wondrous and dangerous things.

See more of Nicky after the break…

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I don’t think “accidentally” should apply here. My foreign video translator tells me that the guy holding the camera said something like “this is what you get when you don’t cook me dinner and pleasure me every night”….thud.

Johanna Lundback lingerie shoot – Totally Crap
Best mugshots of the year – Busted Coverage
Dane Cook has hit a new low – Daily What
15 awesome real estate agent names – Uncoached
Vanessa Hudgens in a tight dress – Nip Slip
Big gallery of Jessica Biel pics – Use My Computer
Some hot Italian lingerie model – DJ Mick
Classic pic of Stephanie Seymour and her lack of grooming – NSFWPOA
Xzibit is broke. Yo dawg, I heard you owe money to the IRS, so I put an ATM… – F Listed
Jessica Simpson looking plump as ever – Celeb Slam
20 worst construction fails – Heavy
50 best sports fights of 2010 – Bro Bible
Ana Rica has big ya knows – Boobie Blog
Random celeb pics – Rich and Brainless
Celebs turned into sandwiches. You’ll love this and it’ll curb your hunger. – City Rag