Candice Swanepoel

How much does it suck that Valentine’s Day falls on a Monday this year? If you’re married, it’s probably the only time of year you get married, so I’m sure your stoked. But if you’re dating a chick, now you’re stuck with an extra date night unless you can shake her over the weekend. On the flipside, if you’re playing the field I guess this works out perfectly. You can wine and dine a different chick on Friday, Saturday and Monday without any problems. Oh, and if you really want to impress people than take them all to the same restaurant. By Monday night they’ll be giving you free booze for being such a great customer, and because they admire your super hero-esque bachelor powers.

After the break see Candice Swanepoel and her cronies promoting Victoria’s Secret lingerie for Valentine’s Day. 90% of American women look disgusting in this stuff, Candice isn’t one of them.

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