Don Chavez

I don’t get what Miranda Kerr is wearing, but I know it would look great on my floor. It’d be perfect for covering up all the pizza and beer stains I have in front of my couch (it’s not my fault I don’t use plates).

So even though it looks like this is a fashion designers attempt to make Miranda look like a post-gastric bypass surgery Barney, I still think she looks hot. And you will too, after you see the rest of her pics after the break…