So last week I went with my buddies to an entertainment establishment that happened to employ a few lovely ladies that take their clothes off for money. The short of it, is that I had a great time. I had bewb salad for both lunch and dinner, and I stumbled home broke.

The bad news is that all week long I’ve been sick as a dog, and according to this video, my ass has the flu. So not only did the strippers take all my money, these tramps gave me a parting gift that looks like it could be around another week. WTF.

So if I seem a little out of whack lately, that’s why. I blame it on the cough medicine. Oh, and did I mention that the lamp in my TV died this week and the replacement part won’t be in until Friday? Pure hell. I’m sick, with no TV, and too weak to continue my Internet study on the influence of breast size on purchasing decisions.

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