One of the pics in this gallery got me thinking how I would go about taking out someone who really deserved it. What’s the best way? I’m not going to tell you guys, because then my M.O. will be known, but rest assured it’s amazingly awesome. Like the most awesomest. Okay. I have to tell someone. Blimp fly-by shooting. Awesome.

Give it up for Nicole. She doesn’t look COMPLETELY emaciated in these photos. Granted, the camera adds 20 pounds, so she could still be clocking in at 74 or so, but it looks like she’s built enough now to support her own weight. So congrats on being able to fill out eight square inches of bikini fabric in Miami, Nicole. YOu’re well on your way.
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By the time you read this, Kate Middleton will be and English princess. To commemorate this fact, here’s a bunch of pictures of her drunk, leaving a nightclub. Enjoy it. It will probably be the last time we ever see her do anything interesting ever again. She’s royalty now.
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