Good rule of thumb: if you’re doing some lame dance move that requires two of your guy friends to hold your hands, you probably get what you deserve if you end up flipping and smacking your face on the ground. Really hard. Really hard. Take a look and smile. .

I don’t understand homeschooling. I mean, I think that’s kind of the point of homeschooling, to make your kids as weird and maladjusted as possible so that no one can understand them, but I don’t get why someone would want to do that. Sure, the world is a scary place, and there are drugs at schools, but I would rather have a child that became a criminal or an addict than one who had prom in his living room with his mom or sister. Yuck.