You know why today is so great? Because it’s the last day you have to hear about Halloween shit for like the next 350 days. No more talk about funny costumes, slutty costumes, etc. So if you can keep your head down for one more day, then we’re all gonna get through this and we can start talking about our New Year’s plans.

You might know this girl as the one who married the 50 year-old guy from ‘Lost’. She also REALLY enjoys getting her picture taken when she dresses up like a skank. Granted she’s only 17 or something, but still, she should have an advisor around her to tell her that she’s making some bad decisions. LIke…her husband.
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There was a time when mustaches weren’t just for hipsters, but heroes. Seriously. They weren’t always worn ironically. Just ask Chuck Norris. Or don’t.