Shakira

“SHAKIRA!, SHAKIRA!” Here she is in Miami. I swear to God, I’m pretty sure every hot chick in the world is in Miami right now. And I’m freezing my ass off. I got frostbite in my mustache. Half of it had to be removed. I look ridiculous. But this isn’t about me. It’s about Shakira. Did you know she is only 4′ 11″? And she’s bendy. Just sayin’.

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